Dear Mr. Conductor,
I must confess that when I woke up this morning and rolled out of bed my only thought was how will i get at least one of you to reach into the depths of your heart, into that secret place where you keep the special insults for people that get on the jav without loose change and let it rip. That is why I decided that instead of looking for that 50 change that would make life easier for you (and me) I will go ahead and give you a 500 note and let you insult me long enough to make a 50bob materialize in my pocket. Yes sir that is the best incentive I have ever had in my whole life to look for a 50bob for the most deserving person in the world. I mean you only drop me at the right stage about 1/10 times and allow me the chance to walk the fat off, I mean who said telling me directly that I need to work out is the best way to go? And hey surely we can't expect you to be a lip reader (never mind the fact that my "shukisha" was audible to everyone else in the mat) why place such high expectations on you? I sincerely apologize I will be sure to mind my manners the next time i get on your mat...hey maybe next time I'll get on with 1000bob and see how much incentive that is.
Sincerely
an avid public transportation user (coz driving myself around is not as dramatic)
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