Mr. Conductor,
While I'm sure "balance?" has been a great pick up line for you in the past, it may not work too well this time. "Madame balance ni how much? Si you just give me your number I send for you to Mpesa, I don't have change". That line right there has killed it for me. You have made my day, I can now wake up every morning knowing that one of you will without fail put some sort of facial expression on my face. Mpesa has clearly done you a great service. Pick up lines galore but this one has topped the list...please send Bob Collymore some of those cows you intend to send to my father for my bride price because you have just won me over. That being said, once we get married i assume that you will leave your makanga ways and move on up to the driver's seat because I need to know that you now have minimal access to the beautiful girls of Nairobi that will be just as moved as I was by your wonderful safaricom charm. Clearly safaricom si milima na mabonde pekee...ni mapenzi pia. Also I will require that only male patrons be allowed to sit upfront while you are at work, otherwise I may have to maintain a supervisory role in your life. Alternatively I think that it would be fantastic that we spend the rest of our days in this blissful love and what better way to do that than to spend them where we fell in love? I can definitely go back to driving school to change the status of my license from E-class to the "love-tat (love matatu)".
If these conditions cannot be met, please apologize to Bob for wasting his time and mine..also KEEP CHANGE!!!
An Avid Public Transport User
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