Exchuse..
So now that I've given you my 50 bob can I please have the change? Oh you don't have coins? I'm sorry would you like me to reach in my pocket and see how i can help you...ok please give me back the 50 bob I gave you...Eh excuse me, I said please give me the 50 bob I gave you. Unless your pocket can make miracles where a crisp clean note goes in and a brown note that looks like it's been through city council toilets come out, I can say with STRONG conviction...that is not my money.
Oh you don't want to give it to me? Oh now you're insulting me? Have you heard the phrase "don't shit where you eat"? This would be a great place to apply it. Sawa no problem boss my coins shall remain in my wallet. Thanks and success.
Please sir no, I will not get off and wait off the bus for you to look for change, last time I did your smiley counterpart drove away with my 200 bob as if he'd won the lottery. I don't think so. I will kindly keep my supporting documents seated right where they are until I get my change. Is that a jingling I hear in your pockets?
Hahahaha,well put. Keep it up. I totally relate.
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